Score: 3

"Really now?"

submission: You Only Live Once

date: August 4, 2009

i understand its meant to only play through once, but its ridiculous when you get one shot, and you may not get the funny one. I feel that you shouldnt make it easy to get back into the game, but you shouldnt make it im-fucking-possible, and thats why you get 3 out of ten.

Good idea on paper, but when push comes to shove, it just plays like a sack of shit, especially when the person may not be able to play at all, as in the case of freezing or having to reload the game, which thankfully, i didnt have to, or you'd have no stars at all.

good luck on your future endeavors, but dont pull this bullshit again, thanks.

Score: 5

"Needs plenty of menu redesign"

submission: Castle Clout: RoTK

date: February 26, 2009

Buddy, for 1 thing, you have to be a god at perfect timing or have just WAY too much time to make it through level 5, move it closer so the folks who give half a rats ass can actually beat it.
Number two, you appear to have lost your mind whilst developing this thing, as the button you have is located in the foreground and leads back to level one on 'reset'. This tends to piss people off because they dont want to spend half their time clicking through menus.
I think 'Awesome Update' is a little much to say the least.
The only redeeming aspect of this putrid, puss filled excuse for a remake is the castle builder, but even that is spoiled, as you still have a limited number of balls, and its just carried over from the prior version, which was much better designed.
Maybe if you would put the player first, you could get a better rating, but for now, have fun with a 5/10 and a 2/5.

Good luck,
MM3000

Score: 10

"errr...."

submission: - CoolioBeat 2 -

date: August 6, 2008

this game RULES!
id actually recomend matching the guitar notes to the guitar sounds though, other than that, great!
i might also add i did better on hard than i did on easy or med >.> lol

Score: 10

"!!!!!"

submission: - CoolioDJ -

date: August 6, 2008

I cannot believe you are still making games!
I REALLY CANNOT F*&^(*# believe that they are actually BETTER than some of your other ground breakers, keep up the Spectacualr work!
sincerely,
Killer43

Score: 2

"horrific!"

submission: 60 second mission

date: July 29, 2008

WAST OF TIME AND HAS NO OUTCOME, THANKS FOR COUNTING DOWN 60 SECONDS OF MY LIFE. pardon, the caps was on and i dont feel like repeating myself.

Score: 6

"haha!"

submission: The Magic Button (HCAGBP)

date: July 29, 2008

its funny to watch it ^^
but i am sad to say fo0r a flash game it wadnt that great...

Score: 0

"wow, this sucks..."

submission: CORE

date: January 2, 2008

I cannot give it a rating because, as so many people have stated before, i cannot get past the stupid f*****g message at the start. Now, i read through the things, and a few other people have this problem too, its not resolves, and in fact, you are not making any effort to solve it. i am giving you a zero for lack of testing and refining. as far as the music, it sucks. Now have a good day.

Score: 10

":')"

submission: :the Composer:

date: October 4, 2007

its so sad but so happy, i cried at the first part, and it makes me feel like a wuss. and for those of you who have seen ladder 49, i didnt cry in the last part >.>

great job though, i love the expression of sedness in the music and in his face, as in the music and animation, not that i liked seeing people cry and whatnot.

Score: 10

"can someone say.........."

submission: Blockhead: Episode 9

date: September 21, 2007

TV SHOW< THIOS SCREAMS TV SHOW, god damn, they are all SO FUNNY!!! so pointless, but FUNNY!!! hes such a dunce he'll relate to all the drooling 5-12 year olds that sit and watch tv from the moment they get home, to the second they are knocked out with high does of tranq and tied totheir bed. lol, good all around wholesome family retardation! (that wasnt meant to offend the author or the 'subjects' of the movie, just meant as a joke, no more... no less'

Score: 7

"pretty good"

submission: Emogotchi v2.0

date: September 15, 2007

i like it, other than all i can seem to make him do is shoot himself? i hope im just missing something here, but you have a good sense of humor AND IF OTHERS WOULD COMMENT, THEN YOU COULD REALLY LET IT LOOSE!

otherewise fluid animation, okay choices, and a decent (ending?) provide adequate anounts of timewasting to meet my daily needs. and emos should still go f$(& themselves cause no one but their emo buddies cares they exist and wear a homo-esque hair style and poke themslves with a pen, and dye their hair black, and say a mark they got from an angry cat that was being raped by them is a mark they did to themselves. my advice is add a 'go f&$% urslve' option, but dont neccesarily show what they will do next o.O

one thing IVE noticed (that many people dont take into account) is the swelling and shrinkage of the belly. its a nice touch, sweet job =)

another thing, is if your not done torturing them, just interupt their gun toting with a well timed brick. glitch, or intended, you be the judge!

untill you can summon up something truly better (a fist on mouse option?) ill have to give a seven out of thn and only 4 stars of my 4.67 voting power o.O

sincerely,
corey
AKA, killer43